If you are not angry you are not paying attention
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
But Hollywood movies tho
when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway
A batch of wonderful book dedications.
*le gasp & faints*
It’s like the steam is rising FROM HIS PANTS.
i can never get over how much these gifs make me want all of the xmfc morning after fic in the wooooor.d
(god look at how low his pants are, though, the way you can see the crease of his hip and almost down the front. jeeeeezus.)
Mmmmmm I bet Charles is used to one-night stands, but what he’s not
used to is said one-night stands sticking around much past the afterglow and (maybe) a recovery nap. Technically, they’re not so much one-night stands as “stands that last until approximately 3:30am.”
So it’s more than a bit of a surprise when he stumbles out of his bedroom the next morning and the very good-looking man he’d picked up at the bar last night is rummaging through his cabinets, asking him where his coffee filters are.
Took me a while to find this post and prompt again, but the fic that has been lying on my to-do pile for a month has finally finished itself. Yay!
Charles’ mouth felt parched. Swallowing hurt as his tongue tried to escape its coating of dried saliva. Reluctantly he opened his stuck- together lids and reached for the glass of water on his nightstand. The sips washed away the furriness and the tarry taste of someone else; the other half of Charles’ bed was empty though.
Tiny-waist had had the graciousness to leave while Charles was still asleep and spared him an awkward morning after. They didn’t get any less awkward, no matter how many times one had suffered through them, plus Charles felt he was getting too old for these kinds of hook-ups.
At least that was what he told himself every other week, but forgot about it the next.
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR
RAISE YOUR RAT!
Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Yes let’s do it for him.
Today my dad and I watched Prisoner of Azkaban and he was like “I think Malfoy has a thing for Harry” and I told him there’s actually a whole subdivision of fandom who believes that and he just froze and went, “I don’t want to know ANY more.”
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
"[smiling] Wait now, wait, I wanna get this off my chest: what is this fixation with putting Draco with various different cast members? There seems to be this fixation…I take it as a compliment, I really do, but I find it pleasantly bizarre. I’ve seen pictures and stories to go along with this Drarry, and there’s this Dramione…and someone told me there’s this Drapple…just Draco and an apple. Really? [audience laughs] It’s fantastic, don’t get me wrong, I think it’s brilliant that you guys are so creative [laughing]…but the fact that this has inspired people to write stories, bizarre as they might be, paint pictures…I’ve seen some amazing artwork over the past few days [audience laughs] — no, not that kind of artwork!…but yeah, it’s all good fun, I think. When Daniel and I did that, we definitely didn’t take pictures."
Tom Felton responding to a fan’s question about Draco/Harry at FanExpo Canada (x
Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK
first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that
no mom i can’t get up because achilles and patroclus are dead
— alexander iii of macedon, ca. 341 BCE
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First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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